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On balance, you're an ok sort of dood
When you log in you will see this and wonder whether I'm actually about to
I am giving advance notice that I am going to tickle you, so don't pretend you don't know
U R Dopey Twat
Daft twat ;
I know something you don't know, and you know something I don't know. That either makes us both highly intelligent, or else we have the IQ of a couple of begonias
I am lovely, and you are an ok sort of bloke too
I am going to eat that last doughnut unless you object. But you'd better be quick...
U R a twat
I am awake. I am also hungwy. You are asleep, so presumably neither hungwy nor about to get something for me to ear. Life's a bitch.
I have ordered some xmas puddies so we will not starve
I am hungwy
Any more teacake?